NASCAR is not a sport. Please remove it from your reporting. I realize that statement may permanently ban me from the state of Alabama, or at least North Carolina, but I never have nor never will understand the athletic ability required to drive a car around in a circle. I've driven further distances by myself, without a pit crew telling me when to stop. Does that make me an athlete?
P.P.S. While we're at it, poker and pool aren't sports either. Please remove those from your line-up as well.
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts
Monday, May 25, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dear ESPN
Please stop referring to Glen "Big Baby" Davis by no more than his stupid nickname. Yes, he had a young face in college, but let's face it: he could eat you for a pre-dinner snack and keep on going. No other NBA players are referred to by only a nickname. Why must Big Baby suffer alone?
Also, the phrase "Score Update" implies a team has actually SCORED. Having runners on base with 2 outs awards no points and thus does not count as a score. I appreciate you not interrupting the program for such an earth-shattering event, but I tend to watch the ticker more anyway. Don't tease me.
Sincerely,
Me
Also, the phrase "Score Update" implies a team has actually SCORED. Having runners on base with 2 outs awards no points and thus does not count as a score. I appreciate you not interrupting the program for such an earth-shattering event, but I tend to watch the ticker more anyway. Don't tease me.
Sincerely,
Me
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