Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dear ESPN

Please stop referring to Glen "Big Baby" Davis by no more than his stupid nickname. Yes, he had a young face in college, but let's face it: he could eat you for a pre-dinner snack and keep on going. No other NBA players are referred to by only a nickname. Why must Big Baby suffer alone?

Also, the phrase "Score Update" implies a team has actually SCORED. Having runners on base with 2 outs awards no points and thus does not count as a score. I appreciate you not interrupting the program for such an earth-shattering event, but I tend to watch the ticker more anyway. Don't tease me.

Sincerely,
Me

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